Hello, my friends and the occasional relative!

A week of news and positivity for you!

I am going to have an upgraded cover for The Thief and The Demon! Coming to a theatre/site near you, soon!

I’ve wanted to give the title some more oomph and visibility for quite a while, and have agreed on the new look with my cover designer (larger and brighter – it will be a thumbnail darling, or at least less of a thumbnail wallflower), so I will be upgrading soon. Existing owners, fret not – you will now own collector’s items. If you tell all your friends about my amazing books and get them to buy and spread the word to their friends, (AND LEAVE REVIEWS!), before you know it you’ll be sitting on a goldmine! I may also benefit mildly, but who cares? Goldmine baby! Goldmine.

As a bonus, I will also be releasing a hardback version of The Thief and The Demon! Yes, for the three of you that have demanded it, a hardback will arrive with the new cover in place: at last you will be able to have all three books gracing your shelves in hardback, as the Creator intended! As the design and central logo is otherwise unchanged, all three covers will still match in style and branding. They will look fantastiche!

But that is not all! These products will cut a tomato like… no, wait, wrong promotion. Ahem.

But that’s not all! Having discounted the use of AI narration, I will shortly begin narrating an audio version of The Gardener and The Goddess! Yes, you heard that right, my very own dulcet tones shall read the book to you. Because I’m cheap. I’ll even stick to my own accent. Because I love you. I’m doing TGATG first as it is the shortest, and newest. If it goes well (and why would it not?) – I will do both other books too. Is the narration going to be amazing? I can only say it won’t be AI, and the narrator will know exactly how to pronounce all the weird names. Of which there are the fewest in TGATG so that is less of a sell than it would be in TTATD, which is drenched in them. Did I say it’ll have a new cover soon?

Okay, my friends. Writing is a long, long road for me. Marketing and sales even longer. I’m going to learn, to make mistakes, to try my best to share my best with you all the way. See you around the next corner.